holy cow!!!

ok I know we're al worried abotu our weight but this is rediculous. can you not see he's clearly enjoying that bakie. snarf that thing down dude . who cares about stupid calories.
ok so the stake activity was a blast. oh wait before I forget the question of the day: ( please see the pole on the right of the screen ).all my friends were there except sydney. ( by the way syd your sister is sad that she only has to share a room with a teddy bear and moskito. )so we talked and played antalked and played adn talked some more. so then me and amanda deside to go find a piano to play aroudn with. I had promised her I would play a song I wrote and had writen words to. so of course our friend tyler fallows us in and we're playing around. so I play a bit of the sing adn amanda wants me too sing. I refused. ( a lesson to all of you out there who preform don't refuse when you have asmall audience becasue it will only get bigger. ) so they eventually badgered me into it after the crowd had at least tripled in size. holy cow that was nerve racking. I don't think even tyler( who was sitting right next to me) even heard what I sang. so aside from my perfomance. It was loads of fun. ( ok the performance included) let me just tell you now it's harder to play infront of your friends than a crowd full of strangers. so theres my insight for the day.

ode to writers block

oh wirters block how I love you so

you make life quiet impossible you know



oh if only you had a cure

I'd sell it and be rich for sure



never was there such a severe case

than that thats causes you to pace



the floor now worn down by your feet

exhasporated you admit defeat



Wait I think I've found the cure!!!

writers cramp!! thats for sure



ok now I have somethign to write. So today in geometry class. our teacher told this joke.: so a man wants to go to college s ohe tells his buddy" I'm going to go down to BSU and see what classes they offer". so he gets there and asks what classes they have. so the man tells him" we offer history, math, and logic." so he says " what's logic?" " well it's like this ..." He paused for a momment thinking. then asks " do you own a weedwacker?" Sothe guys says " yes" " so I can there fore assume you have a lawn." " yes" " so assumeign you have a lawn you must have a house." "Well yes" " so given you have a house you must have a family" " yes that's true" " and since you have a family that must mean your married " " ok ya I see where your going" " And since you have a wife you must be heterosexual" " yes wow" then the professor says " you see thats logic just asking those few questions I already know alot about you" So the guy goes home right. so his buddy comes and asks " so what do they offer" " well they offer history, math, and logic." " well whats logic" s othe guy thinks he's got this right s ohe says " do you own a weed wacker " " no " " then your homosexual" ( pause for laughter). ok I'm done for today. luvs and hugs.


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